Tense Around Apples

Ahoy me shipmates! It be a day of celebration! So whet your hornpipe and dance a merry jig!

Har Har Me Hearties! I hopes yous been talkin like a pirate today, yarr!! And you has many a fine tale to tell aboard your ships in them stormy seas, of buxom beauties and buried treasure! Has you all lost yourself in the drink, or even the grog?! I hopes none of yer has been forced to walk the plank!

Drink up buckos, yo ho! We is off to find the buried treasure before those scurvy dogs, and then we'll all be rich! An if you dare say no to Cap'n Black Knee, I'll be slicing yer with me cutlass! Gangway me hearties, and let us be off to the Land of the Blue Parrot, heave ho!! I has a treasure map, and X marks the spot!

Forgets those landlubbers Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim, and come join the Piratey japes! Smartly, mind you, the day be almost over!





And anyone who tells me where the title of this post comes from wins a cookie!