upsticks: (Ariel crying)
I HAS CAPS LOCK RAGE COS SOME PEOPLE ARE DICKS AND DON'T CUT FOR SPOILERS.


OH WAIT, THEY DO BUT WITH SPOILERIFIC TEXT: "RIP [CHARACTER NAME] WE'LL MISS YOU &HEARTS"



YOU CAN STICK YOUR '&HEARTS' WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, DICK.



GRR, I HATE STUPID PEOPLE.

upsticks: (Back Alley English)
England, famous across the world as the country of Shakespeare, royalty, fair play and manners, is a nation of "overweight, sex-and-celebrity-obsessed TV addicts", according to a new tourist guide.

I'm not sure what to make of this article on England in the 21st Century.


I mean, England isn't the dry stone walls and rolling hills and apple-country it seems to suggest that it is. It isn't the magical fairytale country, where people speak slowly and clearly, and all with the same accent - the perfect RP.

We don't wear bonnets, and complain about decency.

I'm not sure we even feel so strongly about Royalty anymore. I for one, feel particularly indifferent to it (right now, at least).


But saying we are a nation of "overweight sex-and-celebrity-obsessed TV addicts"?

You forgot the Chavs.



Tell me, flist, anyone - from England or not - do you think England is overweight/sex-obsessed/celebrity-obsessed/tv-obsessed?