Kitty!

Me and my cat just made up after about a week and a half fallout. I locked her out and let her miaow through the cat flap because she was annoying me, so we fell out. She didn't ever come to see me for all this time, but now she's climbed onto my bed, stuck her bum in my face, and done that kitty thing where she forces me to stroke her. I think we're friends again.

Although I'm not doing that back.

Daniel Radcliffe...

 just sounds so naiive: he will "almost certainly" vote for the Liberal Democrats at the next election.

"If all the people who liked them voted for them you could change politics overnight and we could have a proper three-party system," he explained.

A few weeks ago, a Guardian interview revealed that he was wondering about transvestitism, and was quoted as saying, "But the me that sits in a darkened room for eight hours a day watching the cricket with a big bowl of pasta in my socks and underwear is not nearly so appealing to women."

Has he never heard of subtlety?