Kitty!

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Me and my cat just made up after about a week and a half fallout. I locked her out and let her miaow through the cat flap because she was annoying me, so we fell out. She didn't ever come to see me for all this time, but now she's climbed onto my bed, stuck her bum in my face, and done that kitty thing where she forces me to stroke her. I think we're friends again.

Although I'm not doing that back.