upsticks | Daniel Radcliffe...

just sounds so naiive: he will "almost certainly" vote for the Liberal Democrats at the next election.

"If all the people who liked them voted for them you could change politics overnight and we could have a proper three-party system," he explained.

A few weeks ago, a Guardian interview revealed that he was wondering about transvestitism, and was quoted as saying, "But the me that sits in a darkened room for eight hours a day watching the cricket with a big bowl of pasta in my socks and underwear is not nearly so appealing to women."

Has he never heard of subtlety?