Vienna sausage! They're not sausage at all, they're about two inches long and probably only theoretically a meat product. :D I slice 'em up and eat 'em on bread as a sandwich, but many people consider them "earthquake food"--to be eaten only in the event of an emergency, since they don't need to be cooked.

I don't eat anything with hoops, either--just straight out of the can--although I do microwave them first. I don't think I could manage them cold.

Gene could come round my house and nom anything he wanted.

I mean...er...